Gooooooooooooooooood morning, world!
It’s 1am on a tuesday, you know what that means! JUMBO SHRIMP COMICS, HOOOOOOOO. Dem blenders, man. No messin’ ‘roud here. They get the job DONE. Mafia Blender? Maaaaaaaaaybe….
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So, uh, I dunno really what to say. Usually John BS’s this, then I base my comments from his (usually…). Now it’s my turn to BS.
… John can keep this job.
Oh man! I’ve been shafted! Undermined! Bamboozled! They’re takin our jobs!! End self righteous indignation riiiight now. Wow thank you to my artist for putting this up, it made my morning easier and I do love me some surprises. So come with me if you will, to a place called the imaaaginaation *rainbow effect* Imagine a place where every. single. day. someone is blending around 6 AM with a blender that sounds like it’s in a roaring contest with Shamu post 1995 and a Tyrannosaurus Rex(because as Night at the Museum taught us, even fossils have vocal chords). A blender that if the top isn’t completely on will spit liquid like the unholy child of Al Pacino and a dilophosaurus. I couldn’t sit by idly and not mine that portion of my life for some sort of comedy so here we are! Though I must admit, this whole “I get to post second” thing is considerably easier. I think my artist has been pullin the proverbial wool over my very real eyes…hrmmm. Oh well, I’m sure things will return to normal shortly! Until then, hasta la pasta my shrimp flavored lollipops.